So, despite a strong progressive groundswell for Keith Ellison, Clinton flunkie Tom Perez has been elected Chairman of the Democratic Party (as if it really matters), and he won the way you always win in the Democrats — by kissing Wall Street’s ass, sucking Israel’s cock, and taking a big, steaming dump all over the Left.

This was inspired by a recently-tweeted nugget of gold from the John Podesta email leak trove, a snotty little fart by Perez in reply to one of the Hillary campaign honcho’s missives.

New DNC Chair Tom Perez wanted to "put a fork" into @BernieSanders' Latino support — for Hillary Clinton https://t.co/yvTK0iVrL9 pic.twitter.com/Vrs22QJSXm

— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) February 26, 2017

So, how’d that “stick a fork in him” thing work out for you guys?

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Oh, sweet friggin’ jayzus, what are those wacky Third Way Democrats up to now? Why, they’ve launched another 501(c)4 “dark money” astroturf outfit, the “New Blue” campaign which, to most regular folks, sounds like a really good name for a brand of laundry detergent — like, twenty million dollar laundry detergent.

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I’m at the point now where I’m thinking it was actually worth it all, just to finally see the Democratic Party having to eat its own dog food.

It’s been two months since they lost, and those clowns are still at it — shrieking, bitching, red-baiting, blame-shifting; it was the Greens, Wikileaks, the Russians, the Bernie Bros, the Russians, the non-voters, the Russians, the Russians, the Russians — you get the idea.

My suggestion to all you Democrats out there is to quit your damn whining and choke it down. There’s not a speck of cereal, you know.

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After running the most piss-poor campaign ever with the most godawful candidate ever and saddling us with a fascist real-estate huckster, what do the Democrats and Liberal America respond with? A suggestion that we wear safety pins as a sign of “resistance” and solidarity with the Muslims who will be persecuted and the immigrants about to be deported en masse. That’s it. That’s all they’ve got for us.

So, it’s looking like the safety pin is about to replace the AIDS Awareness Ribbon as the go-to empty gesture for milquetoast Liberals and Hollywood asshats.

I’m serious. Just you wait. I’ll lay you better than even money that on Oscar Night next year, the red carpet will be infested with showbiz doorknobs wearing 24k gold safety pins on their tuxedoes and gowns.

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