Posts Tagged ‘Russia’

Banana, Banana, Banana, Banana

By mike flugennockMonday - February 19th, 2018Categories: 2016 Election, Russiagate, elections, media

Welcome once again, folks, to the latest episode of Russiagate Nothingburger! According to the venerable CNN and Washington Post, a billion-dollar plus major Presidential election campaign was basically blown over by 13 people with a bunch of weak, dank-ass memes.

Needless to say, this mess was revealed to a be big, hot, sloppy bucket of nothing in record time — the total cost of the dank-ass meme campaign turned out to have been about $500k (David Brock’s “Correct The Record” spent millions to troll and harass Leftists and Sanders supporters), the dank-ass memes in question had a reach of about 1%, most of the dankness wasn’t even seen until after the “election”, and the indictment contained no evidence of the “election” being affected in any way regardless.

Still, it’s really nice of CNN to take a break from shouting the same lies over and over until it sounds like the truth in order to run a promo warning viewers about people who shout the same lies over and over until it sounds like the truth.

Jeezus, man; the Democrats must be getting pretty goddamn bored with all that winning, huh?

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Tinfoil Hatter

By mike flugennockMonday - June 12th, 2017Categories: Party Animals, Russiagate, elections, media

Anyone who’s been paying any attention at all to what’s going on in this country knows that we’ve got a veritable buffet of issues waiting to be dealt with — healthcare, civil liberties, the neo-fascist threat, bloated war spending, police brutality, you name it.

So, what’s the Democratic Party up to? Yep, that’s right — they’re still pitching a tantrum, looking for someone to blame for their abject impotence, their sucking on toast in the last election, with their teeth clamped around their Russian hacking conspiracy theory like a dog with an old shoe.

Still blaming the Greens, the Berniecrats, the Left and the Russians, it’s looking like the Democrats are right on track to get their asses crushed again in the midterms next year. They’re going to go down hard and I, for one, am loving it.

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Nobody Expects the Russia Investigation!

By mike flugennockFriday - May 19th, 2017Categories: Party Animals, Russiagate, Trumpism, media

“…and now, Lt. Gen. Flynn, you shall remain in the Comfy Chair until noon recess, with only a pitcher of martinis at eleven…”

All you knobs out there who insist on comparing this circus to Watergate, please grab some bench, already. The Watergate investigation proceeded after getting hold of actual evidence; this freak show has absolutely jack, concocted by the Democratic Party nearly a year ago to explain away their aggressive failure. Nobody has any actual evidence of anything — it’s all anonymous sources saying whatever the “reporters” need to make up, Washington Post and New York Times bilge being debunked before the print editions even hit my doorstep… hell, even the “reporters” farting out this waste don’t come anywhere even resembling close to Woodward & Bernstein-level investigative reporting.

This shindig is so not Watergate, it’s not even funny; it’ll be more like a combination McCarthy witch hunt and a Monty Python Inquisition.

So, just take a friggin’ seat with that crap.

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