The Teeth of Biden (Make Sure The Kids Hear Words)

The Biden Train kept a-rollin’, all night long. As DNC frontrunner (cough) Sen. Joe Biden was defending the rank-ass “legacy” of his ex-boss and forgetting what he was saying halfway through his answers on the “debate” stage this week, the featured body part malfunction was the Senator’s dentures, which slipped out on the air at the worst possible moment — which is to say, pretty much every moment, from all accounts.

Not to be denied, however, the Washington Post splattered their front page with this big ol’ slab of gaslighting, Emperor’s New Clothes raving and drooling by columnist Dan Balz — Balz being, I assume, what you’d have to have a whole lot of to cough up this thing onto the front of a major daily paper with your name on it:

“Biden’s time to shine…”?
HIS GODDAMN TEETH FELL OUT ON LIVE TV, F’CRISSAKE.
Dear god, somebody tie me to a railroad track.

“Chattering Teeth”, 10×11 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 619kb
“Record Player Quote”, 11×17 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 887kb