I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Fabrications on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched debunked “scoops” glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those duds will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

Only thing Mueller “brought to life” today was what a dud Russiagate was & what a joke Democratic Party has become. Dems sound like unhinged lunatics calling clickbait/ stolen emails an “invasion” & spouting a series of debunked (some even by Mueller himself) conspiracy theories.

— Aaron Maté (@aaronjmate) July 24, 2019

11×14 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 1.2mb

Continue reading "Tears In Rain (Time To Die)" »

The kid can’t help it; he’s got that ol’ Russiagate Hangover. Granted, this piece is a bit late, but I’ve been out of town and besides, this kinda shit is evergreen.

So, how many of you are old enough to remember February? Remember Sen. Amy Klobuchar, one of my own personal favorite Russiagaters – or, as I like to call her, Frau Blucher – and her legendary abusive behavior in the office and her spectacularly crass defense of the same? Yeah, she really is a favorite.

11×14 inch medium-res .jpg image, 653kb

Continue reading "30 Seconds Over Moscow" »

As the 2020 Presidential campaign cycle rumbles to life, let’s consider this sage advice from Robby Mook – famous to many as the guy who ran a $1.5 billion Presidential campaign into the ground:

Beware: Russian operatives will try to divide Democrats again in the 2020 primary, making activists unwitting accomplices.

2020 resolution: think before you like or share. It might be foreign propaganda, not “news”.

Robby Mook, on Twitter, 12.19.18

…and there you have it – a big, hot sloppy load of Cold War drama queen queefage. Cripes, did he compose this himself, or was it an intern? It’s as if he was trying to channel Stan Lee or something. The only thing missing is “evildoers”, but Junior Bush pretty much used that one up.

So, the next time some devious stranger tries to attack Beto O’Rourke by bringing up his piss-awful voting record, remember: they might be Russian. And if you pause to consider Beto’s entirely non-progressive voting record instead of blindly buying into the hype, then you might be a Russian, too. Mwwoooooaaahhh ha ha ha ha ha haaaahhhhh. Now, ve are takink care of Moose and Squirrel.

11×13 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 903kb

Continue reading "They’re Under Your Bed" »

Needless to say, yesterday’s conviction of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort for tax and bank fraud made for what Liberals call “a juicy news day”.

No doubt everybody in Flint, Yemen and all of Jeff Bezos’ employees who are living in their cars are absolutely thrilled to pieces over this news.

11×16 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 883kb

Continue reading "Meanwhile, in Yemen…" »