Economic justice seems so sentimental,
but Wall Street is a girl’s best friend –
15 an hour is so detrimental,
when Wall Street is a girl’s best friend…!
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For a few weeks or so earlier this year, MSNBC was running a network promo with this clip of Hillary Clinton speaking, and it had to be the nastiest sounding stuff I’d heard her spew out in years. Hillary’s voice sounded raspy, raw, shrieking like a pissed-off junior high school principal, a voice that could cut glass. You could tell she was trying to sound all forceful and dynamic and Presidential n’shit, but instead all I could think of was the Wicked Witch Of The West. With that raspy shrieky voice, all Hillary needed was a big pointy hat and a broom.
No doubt buttloads of old-skool 1970s feminist language cops will get on my case for comparing Hillary to the WWotW, but, hey… if the shoe fits, strap that motherfucker on.
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I’ve broken a promise I made to myself to avoid doing election cartoons at all costs, but my muse wouldn’t quit kicking me in the nuts until I did this. When the news got out about Hillary Clinton’s wet, sloppy blowjob of a speech to Goldman Sachs honchos and about her casting around among Goldman’s executive ranks for cabinet appointments — especially at Treasury — it was a story too hot to not jump on.
While this news was certainly appalling, I still have to thank the Ice Queen and give her some due props for getting right out front with being a Wall Street tool and owning it in front of the media, God and everybody.
None of you Liberals out there can say you didn’t know the score, now.
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Those of you who’ve been following the Hillary Clinton campaign recently — you poor sufferers — are probably aware of Hillary’s close ties to Monsanto and her continued support for GMO crops. In fact, her support for GMOs recently earned her the nickname “Bride Of Frankenfood” from Iowa environmentalists.
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…and, here’s still more Hillary hilarity:
Hillary In ‘08! 02.01.06
Your Jackass Slate For 2008, 02.17.07
Hillary Answers The Tough Ones, 12.10.07
I’m With Stupid, 04.16.15
Hillary Sez: “This Starts With You”, 04.17.15
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