Posts Tagged ‘Twitter’

Hang In There, Baby!

By mike flugennockTuesday - December 8th, 2020Categories: 2020 Election, Economy, Health Care, Party Animals, Trumpism, coronavirus

God, I miss Trump already — yeah, I said it, and I’d say it again if I had to. The sonofabitch isn’t even out of office yet, and I already miss him. I miss the breathtaking, aggressive stupidity, the comical blustering, and those tweets. Oh god, yeah, those tweets — every one a solid nugget of pure comedy gold.

I really was hoping for another four years of those little classics, but no luck. Instead, we’re in for four years of banal, empty, platitudinous bilge — like this little stinkburger, where he takes forever just to tell us that all we’ll likely get for coronavirus relief is another measly-ass $1200 check, and that otherwise we can go fuck ourselves. Christ, it looks like something off an old 1970s cat poster.

11×21 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 1.4mb

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Raving Donkey no.5, New Text Meme Background Art

By mike flugennockMonday - October 28th, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, media

Hey now, kids — time for a fresh piece of background art for all those text memes featuring deranged inanities queefed out by our favorite media shitlibs and Democratic Party toadies. Here’s another one of my “deranged donkeys”, ideal for immortalizing those priceless golden turds from Twitter.

Above, you can see a “serving suggestion”, with a recent Tweet shat out by none other than Rep. Ilhan Omar, member of every Liberal’s favorite girl group, The Squad™.

For the text, I recommend the Gotham family — a nice, elegant modern sans serif face, as used in Democratic Party print materials and other “branding”.

You can download a blank template in two resolutions:

14×14 inch 72dpi color .jpg, 217kb
14×14 inch 150dpi color .jpg, 664kb

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2020 Sweet Spot

By mike flugennockThursday - February 21st, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, elections, media

Never mind for a moment the idea that you’d ever see a pompous-ass big-city morning tome like the Post use the phrase “sweet spot” on top of the fold on A1. This is some of the best news I’ve seen smack on the front page in years. “Candidates Fear Socialist Label…” Why am I so overjoyed at that?

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