Posts Tagged ‘Twitter’

Raving Donkey no.5, New Text Meme Background Art

By mike flugennockMonday - October 28th, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, media

Hey now, kids — time for a fresh piece of background art for all those text memes featuring deranged inanities queefed out by our favorite media shitlibs and Democratic Party toadies. Here’s another one of my “deranged donkeys”, ideal for immortalizing those priceless golden turds from Twitter.

Above, you can see a “serving suggestion”, with a recent Tweet shat out by none other than Rep. Ilhan Omar, member of every Liberal’s favorite girl group, The Squad™.

For the text, I recommend the Gotham family — a nice, elegant modern sans serif face, as used in Democratic Party print materials and other “branding”.

You can download a blank template in two resolutions:

14×14 inch 72dpi color .jpg, 217kb
14×14 inch 150dpi color .jpg, 664kb

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2020 Sweet Spot

By mike flugennockThursday - February 21st, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, elections, media

Never mind for a moment the idea that you’d ever see a pompous-ass big-city morning tome like the Post use the phrase “sweet spot” on top of the fold on A1. This is some of the best news I’ve seen smack on the front page in years. “Candidates Fear Socialist Label…” Why am I so overjoyed at that?

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They’re Under Your Bed

By mike flugennockTuesday - January 1st, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, Russiagate, elections, media

As the 2020 Presidential campaign cycle rumbles to life, let’s consider this sage advice from Robby Mook – famous to many as the guy who ran a $1.5 billion Presidential campaign into the ground:

Beware: Russian operatives will try to divide Democrats again in the 2020 primary, making activists unwitting accomplices.

2020 resolution: think before you like or share. It might be foreign propaganda, not “news”.

Robby Mook, on Twitter, 12.19.18

…and there you have it – a big, hot sloppy load of Cold War drama queen queefage. Cripes, did he compose this himself, or was it an intern? It’s as if he was trying to channel Stan Lee or something. The only thing missing is “evildoers”, but Junior Bush pretty much used that one up.

So, the next time some devious stranger tries to attack Beto O’Rourke by bringing up his piss-awful voting record, remember: they might be Russian. And if you pause to consider Beto’s entirely non-progressive voting record instead of blindly buying into the hype, then you might be a Russian, too. Mwwoooooaaahhh ha ha ha ha ha haaaahhhhh. Now, ve are takink care of Moose and Squirrel.

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