Posts Tagged ‘impeachment’

Sweethearts

By mike flugennockSunday - February 14th, 2021Categories: Party Animals, Trumpism, elections, media

I can’t pretend I’m not enjoying this. Don’t ask me to explain why, but watching the Democrats faceplanting has been a guilty pleasure of mine for some years now.

The Democrats have built a stellar reputation on snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, and this week’s impeachment circus didn’t disappoint. Caught Trump dead to rights instigating mob violence and an attempted putsch, and the Senate GOP told the Democrats to pound sand as per usual, leaving the Democrats once again stomping their little feet, blustering and whining like Joe Besser.

Well, I just hope the Dems have finally gotten this shit out of their system. Maybe now that this shitshow is over, they can get to work getting us some decent COVID relief… and maybe some friggin’ healthcare…?

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Impeachment II: The Reheated

By mike flugennockWednesday - February 10th, 2021Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, elections, media

“We have the unusual circumstance where on the very first day of the trial, when those managers walk on the floor of the Senate, there will already be over 100 witnesses present”

—Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA), 02.08.2021

Well, hot damn diggety; nothing fills me with confidence quite like the poetic, sage pronouncements of Mr. Russiagate, himself. Meanwhile, Jamie Raskin is cementing his role as the Tired-Ass Cliché User In-Chief:

“…Donald Trump surrendered his role as commander in chief and became inciter in chief.”

This hot mess isn’t exactly going to be last night’s lasange, that’s for goddamn sure — and those of you who love leftover lasagne like I do know what I’m talking about, and I’m the goddamn Leftover Lasagne Lover In-Chief.

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Ceci n’est pas une banane

By mike flugennockThursday - December 12th, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Russiagate, Trumpism, elections

George Washington University Law Professor Jonathan Turley, in a Los Angeles Times op-ed this week, gave us one of the most succinct and elegant analyses of the ongoing impeachment circus I’ve seen so far:

The Democrats have just voted to hand Trump horrific surveillance powers by reauthorizing the Patriot Act, and given him a $738bn war budget (including his Space Force), but he’s still a Russian stooge and a threat to Democracy™, so let’s impeach his ass anyway.

Christ, who the hell are they kidding?

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Don’t Ask Us How We Know…

By mike flugennockSaturday - October 12th, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, Trumpism, elections, media

In the midst of the Democrats’ exercise in wasting time and hoping people don’t notice what a bunch of crying-ass losers they are — uhh, that is, the impeachment inquiry, Washington Rep. Pramila Jayapal remarked that no inquiry was needed, and that “…People should stop looking for a secret smoking gun. Donald Trump is the smoking gun.”

So, basically, the bunch who crashed and burned in 2016 and tanked with Russiagate are cooking up an impeachment “inquiry” that will probably drag out until the Conventions and telling us “really, trust us, we’ve got this, really this time. Don’t ask us how we know, we just know, OK?”

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