Well, that sure was some skanky-ass to-do we had out in Iowa this week. Sanders was looking really good to take it, but then they suddenly “delayed” the results because of an issue with a skanky vote-reporting app — a skanky app coded by a skanky company operated by old Hillary campaign stooges and which has also worked for the Buttigieg campaign.

I’m so not into the tinfoil hat thing, but when the DNC announces their new “troll hunting” campaign against “disinformation” on the Internet, and then their vote-tracking app built by a bunch of Hillary hacks implodes as Mayo Pete declares himself the winner — kinda like that Guaido guy — you just can’t help thinking something is really, really stanky around here.

Imagine throwing together a complex Google Form and calling it an "app" and getting $100k+ for it.

This is what happened in Iowa and will happen in Nevada.

The company that made the "app" is made up of Hillary flunkies who used https://t.co/ledmOPqJQ5, a "no code" platform.

— Andrew Saturn (@badspaceguy) February 4, 2020

You couldn’t expect less from an outfit called Shadow, Inc. Look out, Nevada.

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Like sands through the hourglass… so are the days of our Jack. DC City Councilman Jack Evans — you will recall — was recently forced to resign his Council seat in disgrace after a wave of scandals including the WMATA Board Of Directors and Colonial Parking.

So, slimy Jack — predictably, somehow — has filed to run again for the City Council seat he was recently forced to resign from in disgrace… you will recall… Oh, for the days when disgraced politicians had the class and decency to go away and stay gone…

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Man, it sure has been a helluva week for Fauxcohantas, huh? The Politico hit-piece smears on Sanders that blew up in her face, the roasting that she and CNN are getting for the treatment they gave Sanders at the Democratic Debate, the wave of requests for donation refunds so big it choked the servers at ActBlue… Fauxcohantas is going down like the Hindenburg, and I can’t pretend I’m not enjoying it.

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Here’s one for all you “Blue No Matter Who” Kool-Aid guzzlers, in honor of our esteemed ex-Vice President. It’s appalling, but it’s not as if we hadn’t already figured it out. At last the sons of bitches finally just came right out with it.

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