After observing the behavior and positions of Joe Biden, the Democrats, and their supporters, I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that Senator Nothing Will Fundamentally Change is going to lose, and bigly. Beaten like a drum. Roasted like a nut. Smoked like a roach.

…and I’m going to be so goddamn there for it.

(special thanks to Gallifreyan Jedi for the inspiration.)

“US Elections Rank Last Among All Western Democracies”, Electoral Integrity Project 01.07.2017

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OK, just so we’re clear on this: if I ask the Democratic Party what plans they have to deal with any of the major issues of this Presidential campaign — or question their previous record on any of these issues — I’m helping Trump, and I’m a Russian asset.

Is that more or less where we’re at, here?

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At a shoddy-ass online shindig called the Democratic Convention, where they’re shitting all over the Left by publicly rehabilitating Colin Powell and all other manner of neocon crazies and war criminals, they add the extra kick in the nuts of presenting a rank butchery of one of the most iconic protest songs of all time — with the able assistance of its composer himself. This clumsily performative shit sandwich breaks the Cringe-O-Meter handily, and will be the William Shatner Doing “Rocket Man” Footage of this era.

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This past week, in an interview on Axios, Trump had this to say about the 150,000+ deaths from coronavirus this year: “It is what it is”. You actually have to take your hat off to something like that, something so sublimely, elegantly, ferociously tone-deaf — something even worse, in fact, than Biden’s immortal “you ain’t Black”, and that’s saying something.

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