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Those BASTARDS!

By mike flugennockThursday - January 3rd, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, elections, media

In the midst of all the manufactured Betomania, the Left has done nothing more than point out something that’s a matter of pubic record – Beto O’Rourke’s staggeringly less-than-progressive voting record – and the Democratic Party leadership is instantly filling every pair of BVD’s in the dresser, screeching about being “attacked” by people who simply aren’t buying into the empty hype over a guy who couldn’t beat Ted Cruz.

The DNC elites bust their asses inside out to make this rich-ass old skater boy happen, and all the Left can do is to point out that his voting record sucks on toast. Dirtbags. What gall. How very dare they.

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They’re Under Your Bed

By mike flugennockTuesday - January 1st, 2019Categories: 2020 Election, Party Animals, Russiagate, elections, media

As the 2020 Presidential campaign cycle rumbles to life, let’s consider this sage advice from Robby Mook – famous to many as the guy who ran a $1.5 billion Presidential campaign into the ground:

Beware: Russian operatives will try to divide Democrats again in the 2020 primary, making activists unwitting accomplices.

2020 resolution: think before you like or share. It might be foreign propaganda, not “news”.

Robby Mook, on Twitter, 12.19.18

…and there you have it – a big, hot sloppy load of Cold War drama queen queefage. Cripes, did he compose this himself, or was it an intern? It’s as if he was trying to channel Stan Lee or something. The only thing missing is “evildoers”, but Junior Bush pretty much used that one up.

So, the next time some devious stranger tries to attack Beto O’Rourke by bringing up his piss-awful voting record, remember: they might be Russian. And if you pause to consider Beto’s entirely non-progressive voting record instead of blindly buying into the hype, then you might be a Russian, too. Mwwoooooaaahhh ha ha ha ha ha haaaahhhhh. Now, ve are takink care of Moose and Squirrel.

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…or Democracy Gets It!

By mike flugennockMonday - December 3rd, 2018Categories: Party Animals, elections, media

Apropos of nothing, I suppose… just coming up for air after wrapping up a big-ass fun design gig for a friend’s cannabis start-up that’s launching next year – and seeing all the Donuts on Twitter, bitching about all the Leftists who aren’t voting Democratic, and often staying home altogether.

In case you haven’t noticed, the smell of 2020 is already in the air – the Left-punching Donut accounts are out punching the Left, the Sanders-punching Donuts are out punching Bernie, and they’re all out pimping the Democratic Party because… democracy. Basically, if you’re not voting Democratic, you hate Democracy™.

The Donuts are all real gung-ho for the exercise of democracy n’shit, but then when you actually vote your values, like vote Green or Socialist or something – that is, actually participate in friggin’ democracy – they get their panties in a twist because you didn’t vote for the goddamn Democrat, even though the Democrat in the race also sucked on toast.

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