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Since the day this story broke, every goddamn set of wind-up chattering teeth on TV News in the USA has been screaming “Chinese spy!” non-stop until they’re blue in the goddamn face – which can only mean one thing:

…In fact, all of the evidence suggests something much less nefarious: that Jensen Huang’s lover Alice Huang (of no relation) is simply a Chinese businesswoman who was helping Nvidia bypass US export restrictions in order to sell AI chips to Chinese companies — against the wishes of both the US and Chinese governments.

Analyst Arnaud Bertrand dug through the details of many of the Western media reports alleging that Alice Huang is a Chinese spy. He noted that no evidence of this has been presented.

The accusations originated entirely with anonymous US intelligence officials.

–Ben Norton reporting at Geopolitical Economy Report, 11.12.2026

Yep, that’s right, kiddies. Just like Russiagate – 110% complete and utter horseshit.

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My daily accidental random 15 seconds of MSNBC has become more and more hilarious by the day lately, because balloons. The teleprompter readers are absolutely apoplectic about the freakin’ BALLOONS which are supposedly from ZOMG BAD EVIL CHINA. Except now, they prefer to refer to them as “unidentified objects” for some reason likely related to the volume of snickering coming from the general public at the sight of corporate media drones panting, drooling and soaking their panties over the prospect of an F16 shooting down A FREAKIN’ BALLOON.

OK, so we’re shooting down UFO’s now, is that it? I’m guessing they decided to stop mentioning that they’re balloons because people were laughing so goddamn hard they didn’t hear the propaganda and didn’t get as scared as they were supposed to. So, now we’ve got four of ’em, and the last three were “unidentified”? And are we supposed to be more alarmed about allegedly being surveilled by China than we are about being surveilled for sure by at least half a dozen agencies in our own goddamn country?

Balloons, y’all. Freakin’ BALLOONS. Or, I guess they’re UFO’s now, then.

And, does this mean that China is the source of UFO’s? And so what have we got on ice at Area 51, then — not space alien bodies at all, but just some frozen Chinese guys?

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