Posts Tagged ‘Evans’

Vote Undead

By mike flugennockFriday - January 31st, 2020Categories: DC Local, elections


Like sands through the hourglass… so are the days of our Jack. DC City Councilman Jack Evans — you will recall — was recently forced to resign his Council seat in disgrace after a wave of scandals including the WMATA Board Of Directors and Colonial Parking.

So, slimy Jack — predictably, somehow — has filed to run again for the City Council seat he was recently forced to resign from in disgrace… you will recall… Oh, for the days when disgraced politicians had the class and decency to go away and stay gone…

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Jack Evans, Hometown Hero

By mike flugennockSunday - December 8th, 2019Categories: DC Local, elections

Well, isn’t this just all-time… Vincent Orange, DC Chamber of Commerce CEO and former disgraced DC City Council member, is throwing a bash for himself and a host of fellow grifters to congratulate themselves for bringing big-league baseball back to DC. Anybody who was anybody making this city miserable back in the ’00s is going to be there, a turn-of-the-century rogues’ gallery featuring none other than former Mayor Tony “The Rat” Williams himself. Honorees’ schwag is to include replicas of the World Series trophy, and baseballs personally autographed by the owners of the Washington Nationals:

Excerpt from DC Chamber of Commerce press release via Fenit Nirappil, the Washington Post, on Twitter.


The truly spectacular irony here is that at a masturbatory shindig held by a guy who ended up resigning from the City Council after taking the Chamber gig, one of the honorees is our current champion multi-dipper, soon-to-be-bounced-out-of-his-seat and likely to end up with a C of C spot, Ward 2 Councilman Jack Evans — an irony so spectacular, in fact, that I’m really going to have to go lie down now.

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Thanks, Washington Post (finally)

By mike flugennockSaturday - June 22nd, 2019Categories: DC Local

Inspired by a re-reading of this article I saw at CounterPunch back in March. After all this time kind of looking the other way while he raked in the bank on cushy side gigs and other shenanigans, the Washington Post finally could stand no more and actually investigated Ward 2 councilmember Jack Evans.

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