Posts Tagged ‘coronavirus’

Blue No Matter What

By mike flugennockThursday - March 19th, 2020Categories: 2020 Election, Health Care, Party Animals, coronavirus, elections, media

So, it seems that the Democratic Party has insisted on holding primaries in Ohio and Illinois — even going to court — despite the fact that THERE’S A GODDAMN PANDEMIC GOING ON. Man, those bastards must really be in a hurry to shove Gropin’ Joe down our throats, huh?

Perhaps the Democrats’ strategy involves ramrodding Gropin’ Joe through the primaries based on the idea that most of the people who’d vote for Sanders are younger, and taking advice to self-quarantine, choosing not to risk their lives to go to the polls — while the people most likely to turn out for Gropin’ Joe are of a generation with one foot in the grave already. Instead of “Blue No Matter Who”, maybe the new slogan of mouth-frothing Centrist partisans should be “Blue No Matter WHAT”.

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Jazz Hands

By mike flugennockFriday - March 13th, 2020Categories: 2020 Election, Health Care, Party Animals, Trumpism, coronavirus, environment, right wingnuts

JEEEzus H.W. motherfucking CHRIST. Motherfuckers came right out and said it — “We are flying blind”. In the USA right now, they’ve tested maybe 11,000 people nationwide, a bunch of which are members of a goddamn professional basketball team.

In China, they built a goddamn hospital in six days to deal with this shit. SIX MOTHERFUCKING DAYS. In the US, we’re lucky to have tested 11,000 people NATIONWIDE; meanwhile, in Korea, they’re testing 20,000 people per day. Got that, boys’n'girls? TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE PER MOTHERFUCKING DAY.

“Flying blind”, they tell us — and all they’ve got to offer us is “social isolation”, elbow-bumping and “jazz hands”. This goddamn country doesn’t have a clue how to deal with a problem if we can’t fucking BOMB it.

Shit, man — shove your jazz hands up your jazz ass.

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Pelosivirus

By mike flugennockFriday - February 28th, 2020Categories: 2020 Election, Health Care, Party Animals, coronavirus

I’m going to just come right out and say it: fuck Nancy Pelosi straight to Hell.

People all over the world are getting sick — many dying — from coronavirus, and now that we’ve got some cases in the US, Capitol Hill is finally getting off its rich, bloated ass and taking a whack at doing something about a response. In classic Pelosi fashion, the House Speaker babbled about making a vaccine “affordable”. AFFORDABLE.

Never mind that many Americans may die simply because they can’t afford to be tested, let alone vaccinated; the typical response from Queen Nancy is some tepid blathering about making a vaccine “affordable”, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean. If the goddamn vaccine is going to be developed with tax money, then it should be free.

Say it with me, kids: fuck “affordable”; make it FREE.

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