Apropos of nothing, I suppose… just coming up for air after wrapping up a big-ass fun design gig for a friend’s cannabis start-up that’s launching next year – and seeing all the Donuts on Twitter, bitching about all the Leftists who aren’t voting Democratic, and often staying home altogether.
In case you haven’t noticed, the smell of 2020 is already in the air – the Left-punching Donut accounts are out punching the Left, the Sanders-punching Donuts are out punching Bernie, and they’re all out pimping the Democratic Party because… democracy. Basically, if you’re not voting Democratic, you hate Democracy™.
The Donuts are all real gung-ho for the exercise of democracy n’shit, but then when you actually vote your values, like vote Green or Socialist or something – that is, actually participate in friggin’ democracy – they get their panties in a twist because you didn’t vote for the goddamn Democrat, even though the Democrat in the race also sucked on toast.
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Back again, in the fine new tradition of the Smashed Old TV comes this new Social Media Shit-Take Quote template art. Hold up your favorite social media star’s queefage in style. Shown here is a “serving suggestion” on the letter-size screen-resolution template. The typeface here is Gotham family Book and Medium, but any clean, modern sans-serif face will work.
Blank templates:
Letter-size medium-res .jpg image for inkjet/laser printing, 656kb
Letter-size screen resolution .jpg image for Web, blogs, social media, 219kb
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Blue Wave no.3: Pukin’ Blue, No Matter Who
Welp… I’ve finally nailed it down. Between Ocasio-Cortez waffling on Palestine, Andrew Gillum flip-flopping on Medicare For All, all the ex-CIA types running as Democrats and all the doorknobs screaming “vote Blue, no matter who”, I think I’ve finally figured out what the Blue Wave is going to be: the Democratic Party choking to death on its own vomit.
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