Right about now, I’m sure most of you are laughing yourselves silly at all the Progressives out there who voted for Biden under the delusion that they could “push him left”, when anybody with two brain cells to rub together could take a look at his record over the past 40 years — not to mention his lineup of Cabinet picks — and see that anybody who thought they could push that sonofabitch left is on some kind of weirded-out psychedelic voyage.
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Bullshit Bingo
At this point, I’m really wishing the Democrats would get some new material. They’ve been shoveling the same old scaremongering, guilt-tripping, alarmist hype and platitudes since at least 2000 — and I mean almost the identical stuff, except with “Trump” substituted for “Bush”.
A single afternoon on Twitter served me up at least a dozen different versions of the hoary old chestnuts about the Supreme Court, the Lesser Evil, unity, and how this is The Most Importantest, Crucialest, Double-Yum Specialest Election Ever Since The Earth’s Surface Cooled To A Temperature That Could Support Liquid Water, Really, Honestly It Is, We Mean It This Time. It was like 2004 all over again.
…and now I’m thinking cripes, man, we could play Bullshit Bingo with this mess.
Get your own set of 20 DNC 2020 Election Bullshit Bingo Cards after the jump:
After observing the behavior and positions of Joe Biden, the Democrats, and their supporters, I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that Senator Nothing Will Fundamentally Change is going to lose, and bigly. Beaten like a drum. Roasted like a nut. Smoked like a roach.
…and I’m going to be so goddamn there for it.
(special thanks to Gallifreyan Jedi for the inspiration.)
“US Elections Rank Last Among All Western Democracies”, Electoral Integrity Project 01.07.2017
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You’re Helping Trump!
OK, just so we’re clear on this: if I ask the Democratic Party what plans they have to deal with any of the major issues of this Presidential campaign — or question their previous record on any of these issues — I’m helping Trump, and I’m a Russian asset.
Is that more or less where we’re at, here?
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