So, anyway, there’s been a lot of yammering in the press lately about President Obullshit giving a “stress test” to all the banks. Now, just so I’ve got it straight: Obama’s been pissing our tax money away on a bunch of fat, waddling, failing big-assed banks — as well as his Wall Street buddies — and he’s just now getting around to giving them a “stress test”? D’ahh ha ha ha hah. From the looks of things, those “stress tests” probably aren’t any less bogus than those cheesy “stress tests” run from kiosks or card tables on the streets by the Church of Scientology.
I don’t know about the banks, but I’m sure there’s about a hundred million or so workers and their families who are feeling pretty goddamn’ stressed right about now…
