At a shoddy-ass online shindig called the Democratic Convention, where they’re shitting all over the Left by publicly rehabilitating Colin Powell and all other manner of neocon crazies and war criminals, they add the extra kick in the nuts of presenting a rank butchery of one of the most iconic protest songs of all time — with the able assistance of its composer himself. This clumsily performative shit sandwich breaks the Cringe-O-Meter handily, and will be the William Shatner Doing “Rocket Man” Footage of this era.

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This past week, in an interview on Axios, Trump had this to say about the 150,000+ deaths from coronavirus this year: “It is what it is”. You actually have to take your hat off to something like that, something so sublimely, elegantly, ferociously tone-deaf — something even worse, in fact, than Biden’s immortal “you ain’t Black”, and that’s saying something.

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Has anyone else here noticed that almost all the major cities where horrific police atrocities are taking place are run by Democratic Party mayors?

Mind you, this is also the same party whose presumptive nominee wrote the draconian 1994 Crime Bill which imprisoned a generation of black youth, militarized the police, and which is the main reason this country is where it is today?

And I’m also still waiting for Noam Chomsky to take another whack at convincing me that I should “swallow hard” and support Joe Biden. Well, c’mon, bring it, ya doddering old fossil, ‘cos I’m standing here, man.

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These days, when I think of the Democratic Party, I think of Elvis — old, fat Elvis.

I think of old, fat, bloated, flop-sweating, Seconal and Dexedrine-addled, flying to Denver for a peanut butter and banana sandwich, dead-on-his-feet Elvis circa late 1976.

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