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Social Media Shit-Take Quote Template Art

By mike flugennockFriday - November 16th, 2018Categories: media

Back again, in the fine new tradition of the Smashed Old TV comes this new Social Media Shit-Take Quote template art. Hold up your favorite social media star’s queefage in style. Shown here is a “serving suggestion” on the letter-size screen-resolution template. The typeface here is Gotham family Book and Medium, but any clean, modern sans-serif face will work.

Blank templates:
Letter-size medium-res .jpg image for inkjet/laser printing, 656kb
Letter-size screen resolution .jpg image for Web, blogs, social media, 219kb

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The Primo Nutmeg Interview

By mike flugennockMonday - November 5th, 2018Categories: elections, media, Party Animals

Hey, folks! My interview on the Primo Nutmeg show just dropped; I’m talking cartooning, media, politics, and it’s… well, primo. Give a listen…

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Blue Wave no.3: Pukin’ Blue, No Matter Who

By mike flugennockFriday - November 2nd, 2018Categories: elections, Health Care, media, Middle East, Party Animals

Welp… I’ve finally nailed it down. Between Ocasio-Cortez waffling on Palestine, Andrew Gillum flip-flopping on Medicare For All, all the ex-CIA types running as Democrats and all the doorknobs screaming “vote Blue, no matter who”, I think I’ve finally figured out what the Blue Wave is going to be: the Democratic Party choking to death on its own vomit.

11×17 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 1.3mb

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It’s Da’ Bomb!

By mike flugennockSaturday - October 27th, 2018Categories: elections, media, Party Animals, right wingnuts, Trumpism

So, this is how it ends – not with a whimper, but with a bang.

All year, we’ve heard all manner of cocky smack talk out of the Democrats about a “Blue Wave” and how they’re going to sweep back into a majority on the Hill… but here we are less than two weeks out, and suddenly they’re getting all jittery and revising expectations downward, it seems. In the past couple of weeks or so, the cocky talk has been replaced by increased amounts of desperate scolding, hectoring, pleading, shaming, browbeating, practically screaming at us to vote.

Mind you, the Democrats haven’t given us anyone or anything to vote for since about 1972, and nowhere was this fact more glaring than in the past twenty-odd years since Bill’n’Hillary showed up and sucked all the oxygen out of the place.

So, here they are now, with no real record of progressive achievement in the past thirty years to point to, no real vision of a better future, pretty much nothing except to run against Russia and constantly scream at us to vote all friggin’ day and night.

12×9 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 909kb

…and, while inspired by the Post headline, here’s the song that was stuck in my head as I drew this; everybody has sappy old tunes they love in spite of themselves, and this is one of mine:

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