{"id":3405,"date":"2022-03-24T03:22:28","date_gmt":"2022-03-24T07:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=3405"},"modified":"2022-03-24T12:56:04","modified_gmt":"2022-03-24T16:56:04","slug":"ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=3405","title":{"rendered":"Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/albrightobit\/albrightobit.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/albrightobit\/albrightobit650w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"965\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Well, I&#8217;ll be goddamned. I thought she&#8217;d <em>never<\/em> die.<\/strong> I figured she&#8217;d made a deal with Satan \u2014 or was it Henry Kissinger? It&#8217;s hard to tell these days.<\/p>\n<p>The news bulletin didn&#8217;t say exactly how she died, though I suspect some dippy chick from Kansas accidentally dumped a bucket of water on her shriveled-up old ass. <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Madeleine_Albright\" target=\"_blank\">According to her bio, she was 84,<\/a> though to be quite honest, I don&#8217;t think the old battle-axe looked a day over 200.<\/p>\n<p>She said that the deaths of half a million Iraqis \u2014 at least half of them children \u2014 from US economic warfare was &#8220;worth it&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>She said in 2016 that there was &#8220;a special place in Hell&#8221; for voters who wouldn&#8217;t support Hillary Clinton.<\/p>\n<p>Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha haahhh, yeah. Special place in Hell? Suits me fine. I&#8217;ll see ya&#8217; down there, BEYOTCH.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.5 x 14 inch medium-res <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/albrightobit\/albrightobit.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">color .jpg image,<\/a> 510kb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;ll be goddamned. I thought she&#8217;d never die. I figured she&#8217;d made a deal with Satan \u2014 or was it Henry Kissinger? It&#8217;s hard to tell these days. The news bulletin didn&#8217;t say exactly how she died, though I suspect some dippy chick from Kansas accidentally dumped a bucket of water on her shriveled-up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[721,18,44,13,82,132,8,9],"tags":[1009,1456,1249,775],"class_list":["post-3405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2016-election","category-clintontime","category-globalization","category-iraq","category-middle-east","category-party-animals","category-right-wingnuts","category-war-and-peace","tag-hillary-clinton","tag-iraq","tag-madeleine-albright","tag-yugoslavia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3405"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3411,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405\/revisions\/3411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}