{"id":2947,"date":"2020-03-13T02:35:02","date_gmt":"2020-03-13T06:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=2947"},"modified":"2020-04-01T10:13:48","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T14:13:48","slug":"jazz-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=2947","title":{"rendered":"Jazz Hands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/jazzhands\/jazzhands.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/jazzhands\/jazzhands650w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"820\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>JEEEzus H.W. motherfucking CHRIST.<\/strong> Motherfuckers came right out and said it \u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/edition.cnn.com\/2020\/03\/12\/politics\/congress-outrage-testing-covid-19\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;We are flying blind&#8221;.<\/a> In the USA right now, they&#8217;ve tested maybe 11,000 people nationwide, a bunch of which are members of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2020\/03\/12\/815097901\/two-utah-jazz-stars-test-positive-for-coronavirus\" target=\"_blank\">a goddamn professional basketball team.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>In China, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-asia-china-51245156\" target=\"_blank\">they built a goddamn hospital in six days<\/a> to deal with this shit. SIX MOTHERFUCKING DAYS. In the US, we&#8217;re lucky to have tested <a href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/americas\/coronavirus-us-tests-kits-how-many-cdc-south-korea-a9398231.html\" target=\"_blank\">11,000 people NATIONWIDE;<\/a> meanwhile, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.9news.com.au\/world\/coronavirus-testing-in-the-us-compared-with-the-rest-of-the-world\/1bd4439e-7ac3-458d-8487-662dd0353221\" target=\"_blank\">in Korea, they&#8217;re testing 20,000 people per day.<\/a> Got that, boys&#8217;n&#8217;girls? TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE <strong>PER MOTHERFUCKING DAY.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Flying blind&#8221;, they tell us \u2014 and all they&#8217;ve got to offer us is &#8220;social isolation&#8221;, elbow-bumping and &#8220;jazz hands&#8221;. This goddamn country doesn&#8217;t have a clue how to deal with a problem if we can&#8217;t fucking BOMB it.<\/p>\n<p>Shit, man \u2014 shove your jazz hands up your jazz ass.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11&#215;14 inch medium-res <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/jazzhands\/jazzhands.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">color .jpg image,<\/a> 690kb.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JEEEzus H.W. motherfucking CHRIST. Motherfuckers came right out and said it \u2014 &#8220;We are flying blind&#8221;. In the USA right now, they&#8217;ve tested maybe 11,000 people nationwide, a bunch of which are members of a goddamn professional basketball team. In China, they built a goddamn hospital in six days to deal with this shit. SIX [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[958,1037,74,20,132,8,762],"tags":[1038,1468],"class_list":["post-2947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-election","category-coronavirus","category-environment","category-health-care","category-party-animals","category-right-wingnuts","category-trumpism","tag-jazz-hands","tag-coronavirus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2947"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2962,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2947\/revisions\/2962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}