{"id":1662,"date":"2015-02-08T20:39:55","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T01:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=1662"},"modified":"2015-12-09T09:20:58","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T14:20:58","slug":"ye-olde-colonial-constituents-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=1662","title":{"rendered":"Ye Olde Colonial Constituents Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/colonialconstituentsday\/colonialconstituentsday.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/colonialconstituentsday\/colonialconstituentsday550w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"765\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Congratulations, DC! Your new plantation overseer &#8212; that is, the new chairman of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonian.com\/blogs\/capitalcomment\/politics\/jason-chaffetz-will-be-dcs-new-boss-in-congress.php\" target=\"_blank\">House Oversight Committee<\/a> &#8212; is a Mormon with an injection-molded face, one <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jason_Chaffetz\" target=\"_blank\">Jason Chaffetz of Utah.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seeing as how part of his job is getting in the way of the people of Washington, DC when they try and govern themselves, then perhaps he might be interested in such issues as traffic, parking, trash pickup, Metro subway fires, and that goddamn&#8217; streetcar project that keeps falling behind schedule.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/notyourdistrict.com\" target=\"_blank\">Join us<\/a> as we take these and other grievances to our new colonial governor at his office in the Rayborn Building on March 17&#8230; won&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p><strong>11&#215;17 inch medium-res <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/colonialconstituentsday\/colonialconstituentsday.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">color .jpg image,<\/a> 1mb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations, DC! Your new plantation overseer &#8212; that is, the new chairman of the House Oversight Committee &#8212; is a Mormon with an injection-molded face, one Jason Chaffetz of Utah. Seeing as how part of his job is getting in the way of the people of Washington, DC when they try and govern themselves, then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,7,5,8],"tags":[632,89,616,569,568,626,633],"class_list":["post-1662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dc-local","category-elections","category-liberty","category-right-wingnuts","tag-chaffetz","tag-dc","tag-initiative-71","tag-legalization","tag-marijuana","tag-phrygian-cap","tag-utah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1662"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1817,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662\/revisions\/1817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}