{"id":725,"date":"2010-12-30T09:23:35","date_gmt":"2010-12-30T14:23:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=725"},"modified":"2011-01-01T01:15:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-01T06:15:23","slug":"its-schwagfest-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=725","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Schwagfest Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/awcmon\/awcmon_9uplayout550x905.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"905\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Happy New Year, gang,<\/strong> and it&#8217;s getting to be that time again &#8212; that time when every major politician who&#8217;s sociopathic enough to want to be El Presidente announces their intentions to run, kicking off the Presidential campaign season for the elections of 2012 &#8212; or, as any Democrat will tell you, The Most Important Election Since A Large Disk Of Dust And Proto-Planetary Matter Accumulated Around Our Sun.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/stage\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/obamawithcigarette255sq.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"255\" \/>This time, though, there&#8217;ll be a chance for all you betrayed, irate Lefties out there (or, &#8220;purists&#8221; 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