{"id":3076,"date":"2020-10-04T14:23:58","date_gmt":"2020-10-04T18:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=3076"},"modified":"2020-10-04T16:50:51","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T20:50:51","slug":"instant-karma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=3076","title":{"rendered":"Instant Karma!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/instantkarma\/instantkarma.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/instantkarma\/instantkarma650w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"805\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>So, <em>aaaa<\/em>nyway&#8230; everybody and their cat have been speculating for months<\/strong> about what they think the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/history\/history-october-surprise-180960741\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;October Surprise&#8221;<\/a> will be in this campaign, and <em>wot&#8217;tha <strong>FUUUUU\u2014<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><!--more--><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/instantkarma\/wapoA1Oct0320-01_72dpi.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 5px 0px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/instantkarma\/wapoA1Oct0320-01_650w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Welp&#8230; you were looking for an October Surprise and October says <a href=\"https:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yxegoe3y\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;hold my beer&#8221;.<\/a><\/strong> Clown Emperor Bleach Trump and First Lady Melania Hydroxychloroquine Trump have tested positive, with the Donster being taken to Walter Reed for treatment, following hot on the heels of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2020\/10\/01\/919344239\/trump-adviser-hope-hicks-tests-positive-for-coronavirus\" target=\"_blank\">one his senior advisors,<\/a> and a big face-to-face, mask-off <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2020\/10\/02\/gop-donors-panic-after-coming-close-to-trump-at-fundraiser-hours-before-positive-covid-19-test.html\" target=\"_blank\">event for GOP donors,<\/a> and the <a href=\"https:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yy7j92p9\" target=\"_blank\">president of Notre Dame University<\/a> who attended the Supreme Court nomination ceremony for Amy Coney Barrett, and&#8230; <em>oh, <strong>FUUUUUU\u2014<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Christ, that&#8217;s what \u2014 three or four potential &#8220;super-spreader&#8221; events with that gang in the past two weeks or so? For that matter, everywhere that sonofabitch <em>goes<\/em> is a super-spreader event. Dude&#8217;s a super-<strong>duper<\/strong>-spreader.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/instantkarma\/smashedTVmaddow_blesstheprez.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Rachel Maddow<\/a> is asking those of us who can&#8217;t afford the kind of healthcare Trump is getting to pray for the guy who&#8217;s supposed to be an Existential Threat\u2122 and a Russian Asset\u2122 and an Enemy Of Democracy\u2122 and The Worst President Ever\u2122, and getting her snippy little ass shredded.<\/p>\n<p>The U.S. Left \u2014 Lord love &#8217;em \u2014 have been throwing everything they had at that bunch and couldn&#8217;t make a dent, and the bastards end up being brought down by a friggin&#8217; <em>virus&#8230;<\/em> y&#8217;know, kinda like the end of <em>War Of The Worlds.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not gonna lie to y&#8217;all. I can&#8217;t pretend I&#8217;m not enjoying this.<\/p>\n<p><strong>13 x 16 inch medium-res <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/instantkarma\/instantkarma.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">color .jpg image,<\/a> 1.6mb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, aaaanyway&#8230; everybody and their cat have been speculating for months about what they think the &#8220;October Surprise&#8221; will be in this campaign, and wot&#8217;tha FUUUUU\u2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[958,1037,7,20,10,762],"tags":[1108,931,1107],"class_list":["post-3076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-election","category-coronavirus","category-elections","category-health-care","category-media","category-trumpism","tag-amy-coney-barrett","tag-supreme-court","tag-walter-reed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3076"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3080,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076\/revisions\/3080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}