{"id":3071,"date":"2020-09-27T23:01:47","date_gmt":"2020-09-28T03:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=3071"},"modified":"2020-09-27T23:01:47","modified_gmt":"2020-09-28T03:01:47","slug":"bullshit-bingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=3071","title":{"rendered":"Bullshit Bingo"},"content":{"rendered":"

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At this point, I’m really wishing the Democrats would get some new material.<\/strong> They’ve been shoveling the same old scaremongering, guilt-tripping, alarmist hype and platitudes since at least 2000 \u2014 and I mean almost the identical stuff, except with “Trump” substituted for “Bush”.<\/p>\n

A single afternoon on Twitter served me up at least a dozen different versions of the hoary old chestnuts about the Supreme Court, the Lesser Evil, unity, and how this is The Most Importantest, Crucialest, Double-Yum Specialest Election Ever Since The Earth’s Surface Cooled To A Temperature That Could Support Liquid Water, Really, Honestly It Is, We Mean It This Time. It was like 2004 all over again.<\/p>\n

…and now I’m thinking cripes, man, we could play Bullshit Bingo with this mess.<\/em><\/p>\n

Get your own set of 20 DNC 2020 Election Bullshit Bingo Cards after the jump:<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, I pulled out my old 9\/11 Tr00th Bullshit Bingo Card template and lined up pretty much every lame-ass, tired old Liberal bitch fit and platitude I’d seen on Twitter in the previous 24 hours \u2014 and there was a pantload of ’em, I’ll tell you that for free.<\/p>\n

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Cartoon: 16 x 17 inch medium-res color .jpg image, 2.1mb
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\nBingo Cards: letter-size 150dpi inkjet-ready B&W .jpg images in a .zip file, 5.1mb<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At this point, I’m really wishing the Democrats would get some new material. They’ve been shoveling the same old scaremongering, guilt-tripping, alarmist hype and platitudes since at least 2000 \u2014 and I mean almost the identical stuff, except with “Trump” substituted for “Bush”. A single afternoon on Twitter served me up at least a dozen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[958,7,10,132],"tags":[1105,1106,53],"class_list":["post-3071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-election","category-elections","category-media","category-party-animals","tag-bingo","tag-bullshit-bingo","tag-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3071"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3075,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3071\/revisions\/3075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}