{"id":3022,"date":"2020-07-05T22:20:54","date_gmt":"2020-07-06T02:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=3022"},"modified":"2020-07-05T22:20:54","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T02:20:54","slug":"covid-brunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=3022","title":{"rendered":"Covid Brunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/covidbrunch\/covidbrunch.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 0px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/covidbrunch\/covidbrunch650w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"1240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here in Washington, DC, we&#8217;re in Phase II of <a href=\"https:\/\/coronavirus.dc.gov\/reopendc\" target=\"_blank\">Pretending It&#8217;s All Over And Everything&#8217;s OK<\/a><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/coronavirus.dc.gov\/reopendc\" target=\"_blank\"> \u2014 <\/a>that is, &#8220;reopening the economy&#8221;. Right about now, some restaurants are re-opening for socially-distanced dine-in \u2014 meaning, of course, lots of waitstaff and bartenders working for crap wages plus tips, many threatened with firing, desperately trying to avoid infection by getting themselves up like dentists in order to serve maskless, feckless, blissfully ignorant bougie America.<\/p>\n<p>Yet another one inspired by this classic tweet from Benjamin Dixon:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Bruh, if your waiter looks like this, that means you need to take your bourgeoisie ass home and learn to cook until this thing is over <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rpcpi5inh6\">pic.twitter.com\/rpcpi5inh6<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Benjamin Dixon (@BenjaminPDixon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BenjaminPDixon\/status\/1278451410351394819?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 1, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>11&#215;21 inch medium-res <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/covidbrunch\/covidbrunch.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">color .jpg image,<\/a> 2.1mb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here in Washington, DC, we&#8217;re in Phase II of Pretending It&#8217;s All Over And Everything&#8217;s OK \u2014 that is, &#8220;reopening the economy&#8221;. Right about now, some restaurants are re-opening for socially-distanced dine-in \u2014 meaning, of course, lots of waitstaff and bartenders working for crap wages plus tips, many threatened with firing, desperately trying to avoid [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1037,19,20,762],"tags":[982,1077],"class_list":["post-3022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coronavirus","category-economy","category-health-care","category-trumpism","tag-bowser","tag-reopen-dc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3022"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3026,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3022\/revisions\/3026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}