{"id":2710,"date":"2019-04-30T13:14:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-30T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=2710"},"modified":"2019-04-30T13:55:14","modified_gmt":"2019-04-30T17:55:14","slug":"only-in-new-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=2710","title":{"rendered":"Only In New York"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Welp, folks, it’s official: Lis Smith<\/a> is the Sidney Falco<\/a> of our era. <\/strong>Who else would have the skills, connections, and moral turpitude to pull together this ham-handed stunt involving Pete Buttigieg riding the subway<\/a> to a joint in Harlem to split a bottle of hot sauce with Al Sharpton?
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\n\"\"<\/a>It’s been reported they discussed racial disparity n’shit, but let’s get serious; this was just a freakin’ foto op. They could’ve been re-enacting the fake orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally<\/em> for all we know. I mean, c’mon, look at all the freakin’ cameras in that place, crowding the window.<\/p>\n

The questions I’d<\/strong> like to ask here are: what brand is that hot sauce, and why haven’t they brought out the mayo yet? You know… that big ‘ol jar of weak, tasteless, store-brand diet mayo…? Oh, waitaminnit…<\/p>\n

11×17 inch medium-res color .jpg image,<\/a> 927kb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Welp, folks, it’s official: Lis Smith is the Sidney Falco of our era. Who else would have the skills, connections, and moral turpitude to pull together this ham-handed stunt involving Pete Buttigieg riding the subway to a joint in Harlem to split a bottle of hot sauce with Al Sharpton? It’s been reported they discussed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[958,7,10,132],"tags":[977,237],"class_list":["post-2710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-election","category-elections","category-media","category-party-animals","tag-buttigieg","tag-sharpton"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2710"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2715,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2710\/revisions\/2715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}