{"id":2654,"date":"2019-01-01T00:04:47","date_gmt":"2019-01-01T05:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=2654"},"modified":"2019-01-01T00:04:47","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T05:04:47","slug":"theyre-under-your-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=2654","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re Under Your Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/underthebed\/underthebed.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 5px 0px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/underthebed\/underthebed650w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"780\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>As the 2020 Presidential campaign cycle rumbles to life,<\/strong> let&#8217;s consider this sage advice from Robby Mook \u2013 famous to many as the guy who ran a $1.5 billion Presidential campaign into the ground:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Beware: Russian operatives will try to divide Democrats again in the 2020 primary, making activists unwitting accomplices.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em><strong>2020 resolution: think before you like or share. It might be foreign propaganda, not &#8220;news&#8221;.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RobbyMook\/status\/1075449417824649218\" target=\"_blank\">Robby Mook,<\/a> on Twitter, 12.19.18<\/em><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;and there you have it \u2013 a big, hot sloppy load of Cold War drama queen queefage. Cripes, did he compose this himself, or was it an intern? It&#8217;s as if he was trying to channel Stan Lee or something. The only thing missing is &#8220;evildoers&#8221;, but Junior Bush pretty much used that one up.<\/p>\n<p>So, the next time some devious stranger tries to attack Beto O&#8217;Rourke by bringing up his piss-awful voting record, remember: <em>they might be Russian.<\/em> And if you pause to consider Beto&#8217;s entirely non-progressive voting record instead of blindly buying into the hype, then <em><strong>you<\/strong> might be a Russian, too.<\/em> <strong>Mwwoooooaaahhh ha ha ha ha ha haaaahhhhh. <\/strong>Now, ve are takink care of Moose and Squirrel.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11&#215;13 inch medium-res <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/underthebed\/underthebed.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">color .jpg image,<\/a> 903kb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the 2020 Presidential campaign cycle rumbles to life, let&#8217;s consider this sage advice from Robby Mook \u2013 famous to many as the guy who ran a $1.5 billion Presidential campaign into the ground: Beware: Russian operatives will try to divide Democrats again in the 2020 primary, making activists unwitting accomplices. 2020 resolution: think before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[958,7,10,132,799],"tags":[960,959,764,292],"class_list":["post-2654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-election","category-elections","category-media","category-party-animals","category-russiagate","tag-beto","tag-mook","tag-russia","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2654"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2659,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions\/2659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}