{"id":2259,"date":"2017-05-19T16:01:38","date_gmt":"2017-05-19T20:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=2259"},"modified":"2018-02-18T23:54:55","modified_gmt":"2018-02-19T04:54:55","slug":"nobody-expects-the-russia-investigation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=2259","title":{"rendered":"Nobody Expects the Russia Investigation!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>&#8220;&#8230;and now, Lt. Gen. Flynn, you shall remain in the Comfy Chair until noon recess, with only a pitcher of martinis at eleven&#8230;&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/nobodyexpects\/nobodyexpects.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/nobodyexpects\/nobodyexpects600w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"530\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>All you knobs out there who insist on comparing this circus to Watergate,<\/strong> please <em>grab some bench,<\/em> already. The Watergate investigation proceeded after getting hold of <em>actual evidence;<\/em> this freak show has absolutely jack, concocted by the Democratic Party nearly a year ago to explain away their aggressive failure. Nobody has any actual evidence of anything &#8212; it&#8217;s all anonymous sources saying whatever the &#8220;reporters&#8221; need to make up, Washington <em>Post<\/em> and New York <em>Times<\/em> bilge being debunked before the print editions even hit my doorstep&#8230; hell, even the &#8220;reporters&#8221; farting out this waste don&#8217;t come anywhere even resembling close to Woodward &amp; Bernstein-level investigative reporting.<\/p>\n<p>This shindig is so <strong>not<\/strong> Watergate, it&#8217;s not even funny; it&#8217;ll be more like a combination McCarthy witch hunt and a Monty Python Inquisition.<\/p>\n<p>So, just <em>take a friggin&#8217; seat<\/em> with that crap.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11&#215;13 inch medium-res <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/nobodyexpects\/nobodyexpects.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">color .jpg image,<\/a> 1.3mb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230;and now, Lt. Gen. Flynn, you shall remain in the Comfy Chair until noon recess, with only a pitcher of martinis at eleven&#8230;&#8221; All you knobs out there who insist on comparing this circus to Watergate, please grab some bench, already. The Watergate investigation proceeded after getting hold of actual evidence; this freak show has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,132,799,762],"tags":[800,154,690,764,1467],"class_list":["post-2259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-party-animals","category-russiagate","category-trumpism","tag-emoluments","tag-impeachment","tag-putin","tag-russia","tag-russiagate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2259"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2262,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2259\/revisions\/2262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}