{"id":1914,"date":"2016-04-15T20:22:15","date_gmt":"2016-04-16T00:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=1914"},"modified":"2017-01-10T19:59:13","modified_gmt":"2017-01-11T00:59:13","slug":"witchhillary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/?p=1914","title":{"rendered":"#WitchHillary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/flymonkeys\/flymonkeys.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/flymonkeys\/flymonkeys600w.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"960\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For a few weeks or so earlier this year, MSNBC was running a network promo with this clip of Hillary Clinton speaking, and it had to be the nastiest sounding stuff I&#8217;d heard her spew out in years. Hillary&#8217;s voice sounded raspy, raw, shrieking like a pissed-off junior high school principal, a voice that could cut glass. You could tell she was trying to sound all forceful and dynamic and Presidential n&#8217;shit, but instead all I could think of was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/media\/rm3464070144\/ch0029213\" target=\"_blank\">Wicked Witch Of The West. <\/a>With that raspy shrieky voice, all Hillary needed was a big pointy hat and a broom.<\/p>\n<p>No doubt buttloads of old-skool 1970s feminist language cops will get on my case for comparing Hillary to the WWotW, but, hey&#8230; if the shoe fits, strap that motherfucker on.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11&#215;17 inch medium-res <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sinkers.org\/posters\/flymonkeys\/flymonkeys.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">color .jpg image,<\/a> 1.3mb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For a few weeks or so earlier this year, MSNBC was running a network promo with this clip of Hillary Clinton speaking, and it had to be the nastiest sounding stuff I&#8217;d heard her spew out in years. Hillary&#8217;s voice sounded raspy, raw, shrieking like a pissed-off junior high school principal, a voice that could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[721,18,7,10],"tags":[703,704,705,133,702,359],"class_list":["post-1914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2016-election","category-clintontime","category-elections","category-media","tag-imwithstupid","tag-whichhillary","tag-witchhillary","tag-hillary","tag-oz","tag-presidential-campaign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1914"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1919,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1914\/revisions\/1919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sinkers.org\/stage\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}