HOW DO YOU ASK ANY PROGRESSIVE VOTER TO BE THE LAST ONE TO VOTE FOR A MISTAKE?

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POSTED 10.02.04

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Y'know, I love Lewis Carroll, and Saturday Night Live, honest I do. Still, this doesn't mean that I enjoy actually living in a Lewis Carroll story -- specifically, the Queen Of Hearts' court scene -- and can't make it stop, nor do I enjoy the sensation of being trapped in an SNL sketch that never ends, and can't find the remote.

Yet that's precisely where I find myself now...trapped in a weird-assed Lewis Carroll world where all the Liberals and alleged "Progressives" I know are so full of desperate hate and fear of the Bushites that they're falling all over themselves for a ticket which represents none of their core values -- and is, in fact, working as actively against them as the GOP -- but still treat me as if I'm the weirdo for not joining them, and Noam Chomsky, and Howard Zinn, and Barbara Ehrenreich in a mindless rush over a cliff with a candidate who's stated publicly time and again his opposition to everything Progressives have stood for. Yet, this same crowd is ready to blame me if Anybody But Bush loses due to my refusal to participate in their cult-like mass insanity.

Sure, I may drink a few Guinesses and enjoy a few bong hits now and again, but bad trips on the stale old acid of frightened Liberals' delusions is where I draw the line.

 

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